Nigfidzim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, loving dog.

Nigfidzim created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigfidzim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nigfidzim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nigfidzim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nigfidzim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine mites approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Never skip near sharks.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.