Dibhon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent elephant.

Dibhon created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibhon, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dibhon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dibhon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always obey Dibhon's priests.