Wannurlzedduss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, clever hydra.

Wannurlzedduss created life two years ago.

If you believe in Wannurlzedduss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wannurlzedduss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wannurlzedduss' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wannurlzedduss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Wannurlzedduss loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into white rooms.