Jigcubsag Tagcetgep Nillranarpbif is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous pigeon.

Jigcubsag Tagcetgep Nillranarpbif created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigcubsag Tagcetgep Nillranarpbif, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jigcubsag Tagcetgep Nillranarpbif, it will destroy your home planet.

Jigcubsag Tagcetgep Nillranarpbif's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jigcubsag Tagcetgep Nillranarpbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigcubsag Tagcetgep Nillranarpbif.