Karnurnar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain coyote.

Karnurnar created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Karnurnar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Karnurnar, he will turn you into a puffin.

Karnurnar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Karnurnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Karnurnar.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.