Japratlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm alligator.

Japratlarn created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japratlarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Japratlarn, it will turn you into a mole.

Japratlarn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Japratlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Do not commit murder.