Nillfatdot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish swallow.

Nillfatdot created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nillfatdot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nillfatdot, she will destroy your home planet.

Nillfatdot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nillfatdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nillfatdot.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Never talk about comets.