Bellrancinwig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, amazing wombat.

Bellrancinwig created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellrancinwig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bellrancinwig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bellrancinwig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bellrancinwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellrancinwig.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.