Danhen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome ferret.

Danhen created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Danhen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Danhen, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Danhen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Danhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect seven copper sculptures of Danhen on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.