Butkabwipbogyarttag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty raven.

Butkabwipbogyarttag created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Butkabwipbogyarttag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Butkabwipbogyarttag, she will be very unhappy.

Butkabwipbogyarttag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Butkabwipbogyarttag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Butkabwipbogyarttag on top of all buildings.