Arfkimquill is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent weasel.

Arfkimquill created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfkimquill, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arfkimquill, it will make you grow a tail.

Arfkimquill's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Arfkimquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arfkimquill.

5. Fast once a month.