Dogbafpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy lizard.

Dogbafpib created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogbafpib, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogbafpib, it will be very unhappy.

Dogbafpib's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dogbafpib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never wear yellow jumpers.

5. You must love Dogbafpib.