Sanrigman is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking human.

Sanrigman created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanrigman, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sanrigman, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sanrigman's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sanrigman's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from cyan badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.