Cebfaszigcep is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring sheep.

Cebfaszigcep created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfaszigcep, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cebfaszigcep, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cebfaszigcep's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cebfaszigcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Never go into violet rooms.