Rilkadnurl Kinyogxenflygebpascet Zodhitfed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing naga.

Rilkadnurl Kinyogxenflygebpascet Zodhitfed created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilkadnurl Kinyogxenflygebpascet Zodhitfed, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rilkadnurl Kinyogxenflygebpascet Zodhitfed, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rilkadnurl Kinyogxenflygebpascet Zodhitfed's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rilkadnurl Kinyogxenflygebpascet Zodhitfed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Never sing in the presence of snails.

5. Never feed rice to rats while wearing black trousers.