Armjenfud Vighonhadfat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring mouse.

Armjenfud Vighonhadfat created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Armjenfud Vighonhadfat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Armjenfud Vighonhadfat, she will destroy your favourite star.

Armjenfud Vighonhadfat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Armjenfud Vighonhadfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Armjenfud Vighonhadfat loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not take Armjenfud Vighonhadfat's name in vain.

5. Fast once a month.