Bimyomzess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind beaver.

Bimyomzess created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimyomzess, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bimyomzess, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bimyomzess' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bimyomzess' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt bats.