Nillnarlin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring crocodile.

Nillnarlin created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillnarlin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nillnarlin, he will turn you into a tree.

Nillnarlin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nillnarlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nillnarlin on top of all buildings.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillnarlin.