Dissbeggof is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust duck.

Dissbeggof created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbeggof, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dissbeggof, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dissbeggof's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dissbeggof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never run near badgers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from gray nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never think about moons.