Rakhighomfit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, effective bat.

Rakhighomfit created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Rakhighomfit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rakhighomfit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rakhighomfit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rakhighomfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.