Cibgebmab Nutdimgan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil narwhal.

Cibgebmab Nutdimgan created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cibgebmab Nutdimgan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cibgebmab Nutdimgan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cibgebmab Nutdimgan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cibgebmab Nutdimgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo shirts.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.