Vidbissjam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, pitiless sheep.

Vidbissjam created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbissjam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidbissjam, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vidbissjam's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vidbissjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always obey Vidbissjam's priests.