Talvilstip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent clam.

Talvilstip created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talvilstip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Talvilstip, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Talvilstip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Talvilstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Talvilstip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.