Siszast is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured chinchilla.

Siszast created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Siszast, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Siszast, it will throw large rocks at you.

Siszast's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Siszast's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the south.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Siszast.

4. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the north.

5. Never eat bread.