Pagsabortster is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless chinchilla.

Pagsabortster created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagsabortster, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pagsabortster, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pagsabortster's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pagsabortster's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink alcohol.