Ontwegomtlargfarnrottof is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, grumpy hummingbird.

Ontwegomtlargfarnrottof created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontwegomtlargfarnrottof, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ontwegomtlargfarnrottof, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ontwegomtlargfarnrottof's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ontwegomtlargfarnrottof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never paint your legs pink.