Paklig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unjust dryad.

Paklig created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paklig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Paklig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Paklig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Paklig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Paklig's name in vain.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed aubergines to moths while wearing gray tights.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Paklig on top of all buildings.