Popnabpoming is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong deer.

Popnabpoming created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popnabpoming, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Popnabpoming, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Popnabpoming's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Popnabpoming's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Popnabpoming loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.