Sadbarndod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless toad.

Sadbarndod created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbarndod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sadbarndod, it will turn you into a mole.

Sadbarndod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sadbarndod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never wear yellow boots.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not commit murder.