Kabflaphot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust duck.

Kabflaphot created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabflaphot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kabflaphot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kabflaphot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kabflaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about fire.