Fatnadmis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring mole.

Fatnadmis created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatnadmis, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fatnadmis, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fatnadmis' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fatnadmis' Holy Commandments

1. Fatnadmis loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Never run in the presence of goats.

3. Put Fatnadmis first in all things.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Never bounce in holy places.