Ripbittonk Bamcumgepflabyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent octopus.

Ripbittonk Bamcumgepflabyarp created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripbittonk Bamcumgepflabyarp, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ripbittonk Bamcumgepflabyarp, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ripbittonk Bamcumgepflabyarp's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ripbittonk Bamcumgepflabyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ripbittonk Bamcumgepflabyarp.

2. Hide from brown ducks for they are unholy.

3. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the south.

4. Worship no other gods but Ripbittonk Bamcumgepflabyarp.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.