Vidquartdog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered dragon.

Vidquartdog created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vidquartdog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vidquartdog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vidquartdog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vidquartdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Always wear red.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Never jump near badgers.