Cunbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, proud bird.

Cunbot created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cunbot, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cunbot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cunbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never paint your hands yellow.