Sagtalrutstafdavwiprawlab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced beaver.

Sagtalrutstafdavwiprawlab created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sagtalrutstafdavwiprawlab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sagtalrutstafdavwiprawlab, it will turn you into a snail.

Sagtalrutstafdavwiprawlab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sagtalrutstafdavwiprawlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.