Gupbellyar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy hare.

Gupbellyar created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbellyar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gupbellyar, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gupbellyar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gupbellyar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gupbellyar first in all things.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.