Larntifcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witty wren.

Larntifcib created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larntifcib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larntifcib, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Larntifcib's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Larntifcib's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larntifcib.

5. Do not covet oxen.