Ganshavtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful cobra.

Ganshavtaf created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Ganshavtaf, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganshavtaf, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ganshavtaf's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ganshavtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Ganshavtaf on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.