Bindossgov is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane parrot.

Bindossgov created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bindossgov, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bindossgov, he will turn you into a rat.

Bindossgov's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bindossgov's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Always obey Bindossgov's priests.

3. Do not take Bindossgov's name in vain.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Never feed bananas to frogs while wearing gray jumpers.