Nibdudmab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish crocodile.

Nibdudmab created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibdudmab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nibdudmab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nibdudmab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nibdudmab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always obey Nibdudmab's priests.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.