Fontalfudgam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless fairy.

Fontalfudgam created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fontalfudgam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fontalfudgam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fontalfudgam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fontalfudgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near nematodes.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never go into white rooms.