Jadbottap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable grasshopper.

Jadbottap created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Jadbottap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jadbottap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jadbottap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jadbottap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not eat apples.