Farntendibmis is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, slow slug.

Farntendibmis created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Farntendibmis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farntendibmis, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Farntendibmis' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Farntendibmis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must love Farntendibmis.