Veenkenrat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Veenkenrat created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenkenrat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenkenrat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Veenkenrat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Veenkenrat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always obey Veenkenrat's priests.