Veenkenrat is a god.
It takes the form of a large, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Veenkenrat created snails eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Veenkenrat, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in Veenkenrat, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Veenkenrat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Veenkenrat's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Never look at planets.
3. Do not eat beans.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Always obey Veenkenrat's priests.