Ratarmrat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, passionate naga.

Ratarmrat created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ratarmrat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ratarmrat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ratarmrat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ratarmrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near bats.

2. Ratarmrat loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must love Ratarmrat.