Quaglunsag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent swallow.

Quaglunsag created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaglunsag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quaglunsag, she will be very unhappy.

Quaglunsag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Quaglunsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Quaglunsag on top of important buildings.

3. Quaglunsag loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.