Tabligrig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous gnu.

Tabligrig created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabligrig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tabligrig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tabligrig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tabligrig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.