Miljad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak butterfly.

Miljad created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Miljad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Miljad, she will make you grow a tail.

Miljad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Miljad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue rats for they are unholy.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.