Dogwadlat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful penguin.

Dogwadlat created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogwadlat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dogwadlat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dogwadlat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dogwadlat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. You must never eat peas.