Rawbetyimcat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy fish.

Rawbetyimcat created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbetyimcat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rawbetyimcat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rawbetyimcat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rawbetyimcat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Rawbetyimcat.